douche-house

A cheesy form of house music that is listened to by douche's or those that wear Ed Hardy/Affliction clothing and way too much cologne.

Jessica- "Hey lets go check out the main stage."

Scott- "No way! I was just there and all they were playing was a bunch of epic douche-house. Trust me the music and the vibe is way better in here."

Jessica- "Okay, I trust you."

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jtnaf

Just to name a few

I went to the SICKEST show last weekend. The lineup was insane!!!! Justice, Daft Punk, Groove Armada, Fatboy Slim, Carl Cox, jtnaf. I can't list every artist, that would take too long.

jack vegan

Much like a jack mormon who sometimes engages in drinking alcohol, caffeine and even premarital sex - much to the disapproval of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints - a jack vegan is a vegan who every now and then cheats on his or her veganism by consuming dairy products such as cheese.

Joslyn: Oh no we can't go there! I'm vegan so there's nothing for me to eat at that murder and animal torture factory!!

Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.

poored

Being bored and poor at the same time. Being bored because you're poor, rather.

"Hey man, what are you getting into tonight?"

"Nothing, I'm too broke to do anything. I guess I'll just stay home and do nothing."

"Damn, that sucks man. You're gonna be poored for sure."

"What did you say dude?"

"I said you're gonna be bored, chill, goodnight."

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term fishin'

When you're fishin' for new terms on {Urban Dictionary} by means of repeatedly emailing them new submissions hoping to land one (have a term accepted) despite often getting {skunked} (having terms rejected) just like fishin'.

Daryl: "Hey Sally whatchu doin over there on your computer?"

Sally: "I'm term fishin' on the UD daddy. I reckon I might land me a big one today. I got me some good ideas, hopefully I get one accepted and liked by a bunch of readers.

hot factory

A mom with many hot, young adult offspring.

Kris Jenner is a hot factory.