Simp tax

Paying a premium subscription for a an e-girl's nudes, discord, personal contact or shoutout, etc.

Guy 1: Why did you pay for a whole year of nudes?
Guy 2: Why not.

Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.

Nyoom nyoom

Nyoom nyoom is the sudden act of leaving a conversation you don't want to explain or be a part of.

The phrase can also be enhanced by saying 'Nyoom nyoom the zoom zoom'

Where in you delete the contacts of a person because the conversation got to awkward.

Friend 1: He fucked your sister in the party, why are you still dating him?
Friend 2: Wait what? Explain yourself!
Friend 3: Nyoom nyoom!
*Bolts out of the restaurant*

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