something of the highest quality
"Look at the tits on her!"
"Yeah, nice machine"
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A cunt of the scruffiest variety AKA Scruffy Cunt
You fuckin scrunt
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Barbed Arch nemisis of Porn Bear. Mechanical being used to initiate new members into the cult of the "porn bear". Leaves you with a red box. See www.pornbear.co.uk
"I'd like to jpin the porn bear cult"
"Okay I'll get the Fistatron out"
"Nice one Springbean"
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A Disabled person.
Spastic,spaz,flid,mongaloid
"Don't put jam near that shepherd ye spacker."
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An undesirable and unhygenic cocktail of sweat, piss and fanny lube from the fanny of a fat bird. Often pungent, rarley lethal.
"I sat on L-A-S's chair the other day and when I stood up, the backs of my trousers were wet with, what I believe to be, fanny diesel."
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Proper noun. Bastardised version of "Pugwall Summer's" Stringbean, and refers to absolutley fuckin anyone. Used instead of mate, buddy, pal, fella.
Alright Sprinbean.
Is Springbean coming out to play?(Springy, Springos, Springio, Springos etc)
Often misinterpreted as being a sado-masochistic ass felcher, this type of being will often practive the lowest level of sexual depravity eg dogging. Often known as tri-sexual.
Karl Senior, Jon Bamber and all the LAN Techs
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