Barbed

A point while drinking adult beverages when a euphoric or enchanted state is reached. This is the point where most actions cannot be recalled the next day and all future plans must be put on hold for a short period of time.

Greg: Did you see Casey the other night?

Evan: Yea, we really got him totally sh_t 'barbed' last night!

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Barbed

To sign, or have signed, a contract with a mobile phone service provider with severe early termination financial penalties.

Switched to an HTC phone with AT&T so I'm getting barbed by Verizon.

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Barbed

To get dumped and not know it, especially when your partner has already gotten a new girlfriend or boyfriend.

Oh man! Your partner updated his Facebook status to "In a relationship with Becky" and you thought he was still your man! You got Barbed!

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Barbed

When a woman with a very loose vagina places her twat on a man's face so that he can't breath.

Roeland's mom Barbed Cal, when they were going at it last night.

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Barbs

Short for Barbies

Nicki Minaj- "Yo I just love all my fans ! You are my barbs !"

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barb

a fan of the infamous female rapper Nicki Minaj

Nobody:

J.K Rowling: Fun fact, Neville Longbottom was a barb!

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barbe

a pointy toy used for murder

D- Jason just used that barbe to kill Alex!
S- Lets call the police

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