douche bag

(noun)= typically a young white male between the age of 16-24 who wears higher end polo shirts with the collars turned up (sometimes in pink or light blue), sneakers without socks, have a Japanese tattoo of some sort or other (usually on their bicep), wear their hair gelled up and spiked, and generally have no sense of being unique. They typically listen to loud techno music and wear copius amounts of cologne.

"Mark and his friends are all douche bags. All of them had the same spikey gelled up hair. Did you see the way they were dressed? Like they all stepped out of a reject American Eagle ad."

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