NAIL RWA

He speaks the language of unspoken rizz quite literally. the phrase "Nyes" causes the female species within a 50 km radius to pass out, his nostrils resemble a double barrel shotgun from fortnite attracting all the UWU E-Girls. he has sharp green hunter eyes like an eagle 🦅 which can scout any of the opposing gender from hundreds of kilometers away.

he is the danger, he is the one who knocks!

a group of woman talking in the girls changing room about Nail RWA, sweat falls from their faces as they dream about him and his fan fictions.

Nail RWA walks slides into the changing room booty cheeks 🍑 naked like cristiano ronaldo going for a slide tackle. his scent of Kentucky sauce causes condensation on the women's glasses as they stare vigorously at his ingrown toe 'nails'. after the slide. he walks like a duckling towards a girl, sniffs her pinky and talks to the pinky in not understandable unspoken rizz causing the nail to fall off.

he leaves the room like a duck

the first girls screams loudly: OMGGGGGG DADDY NAILY

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