danny issues

Like Daddy issues, but instead stems from being abandoned by or not getting enough love from a Danny.

girl: "... it was amazing. I'm glad he visited, even if it was for just two weeks. Hope he comes back soon..."
boyfriend: "Babe, you've got some major Danny issues."

danny issues

Like daddy issues, but instead coming from being abandoned by a Danny or not having enough Danny in your life.

Boyfriend: Whats wrong dear?
Girl: Nothing really... I just miss Danny so much. He came home for a few days and we had an amazing time, but now hes gone again and I dont know when ill next see him.
Boyfriend: Ugh youve got some serious Danny issues, i dont wanna hear any more about it.

Norwegian Culture

A perfectly valid excuse for punching someones testicles.

Dude1: dude, why did you just punch me in the nuts?*
Dude2: dude, sorry. Its just norwegian culture man.

"hey man, guess what! NORWEGIAN CULTURE!"
*POW*

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