Tricky Dick Dawson

The greatest ever host of the Family Feud. He is known for feeling up contestants, kissing all the women, and generally being inappropriate.

Yo, fuck Steve Harvey. That guy is no Dick Dawson!

Hey, Frank, why are you dressed as a weird guy from the 70's for Halloween?

You dumb fuck! I'm tricky Dick Dawson. Where's your wife?

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five

n. A slang term for the police. Shortened version of 5-0.

n. "Niggas must be back to slangin' on the corner again, I just seen the five roll by."

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Beaster

(n.) An especially ugly girl or woman.

(adj.) Physically grotesque or unattractive. Ugly.

(n.) Damn. Who brought Sarah to the party? She is a straight beaster.

(adj.) That chick Dougie fucked last night had a good body, but her face was fuckin' beaster.

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Panty Hamster

An alcoholic beverage composed of 8oz of Smirnoff Ice Triple Black (or your favorite flavored malt beverage, NEVER USE BEER!) and four ounces of tequila. Drink or pour into a cup four oz. from the Smirnoff bottle (leaving 8, duh) and refill with tequila. Cover the bottle and shake, then chug as fast as you can. Drinking the panty hamster in this way is called "Shaving the Panty Hamster."

1. Dude, if you're lookin' to get fucked up quick, let's shave a couple Panty Hamsters.

2. Aaron shaved four panty hamsters in like five minutes, and now he is passed out on the driveway.

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Fourteighteen

A girl who could be eighteen.... but she's probably fourteen. The perfect woman.

Hey look over there at those bomb-ass fourteighteens! I bet they'll do us if we buy them cigarettes.

"How old are you?"
"Fourt.."
"Eighteen?"
"No, fourt.."
"Eighteen?"
"Yeah...um..eighteen..I guess."
"Alright!"

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