Avian

This creature is an unnatural being that hides in a room for 16 hours or more. This creature becomes hostile if asked to go outside, but chooses to remain docile. It is tame but can be extremely dangerous if not fed as it will attack anyone that comes close to it.

"Dude, are you okay!?"
"No, my Avian scratched my face and I had to get stitches."
"Damn, sucks to be you I guess."
"This is why I fucked your wife, Jerry."

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