Jonesy Muck Muck

A polite way to greet anyone with the last name "Jones".

Often implies the want/desire for a zynnachino

Brad: Jonesy Muck Muck
Luke Jones: Hey there buddy, MUCK MUCK!
Brad: Does Mr.MuckMuck need a wintergreen cellar filler?
Luke: For sure man, rip me a 6 milli

Luke "Bones" Jones

A term you call someone who is blessed down south with a mondo shlong.

Nelly- Yo jonesy how we feelin today?
Luke- Feeling pretty stiff, feelin like bonesy today
Nelly- Yea man I could say the same thing.
Luke- Stiffer then a piece of plywood right now
Nelly- LUKE "BONES" JONES