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crack one

verb.

To fart.

Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one

Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."

by ferdii6069 April 22, 2016


The Curve

A system of grading school tests that's long since become the norm, doing away with the standard scoring of an 81 score making a C+, or 70 making a D-, and anything 69 and under an F. With "the curve," a person can have the highest score in the class, like a 65, and still get an A.

Good thing Teacher used "the curve": I got a 59, ,but I still got an A. Donnie got the lowest, a 14, so he got an F.

by ferdii6069 June 7, 2016

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


hair bear bunch

A gay threesome, involving males with extra weight and body hair.

Look out! That Hair Bear Bunch is going at it again!

by ferdii6069 April 25, 2016

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


squeak

verb.

To fart.

You know the guy renting the room next door ? He's always squeakin'.

by ferdii6069 July 2, 2016

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


uptight

adjective.

Ancient term for constipated.

He was uptight for four days until he bought some prune juice.

by ferdii6069 April 20, 2016

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Wilson

Respectful, sophisticated term you can give your penis.

(Formal version of "Willy")

The name Wilson ranks right up there with Johnson and Richard!

by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016


Atta baby

What you say to your bowels after that loaf you've been trying to pinch for the last five days finally comes out.

Charlie had the damnedest time with his crappin' until his "atta baby" moment arrived.

by ferdii6069 April 21, 2016

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