The overnighter

Dress up as a UPS guy, sing a telegram, fuck her with your dick in a box.

I gave her the overnighter, she liked when I sang to her.

Puss Stomper

Place girl on the edge of bed, stomp pussy with timberland boot.

I always give my bitches the puss stomper when they are bad.

The backstreet boy

Bend a girl over and fuck the hole created by her legs.

I'm going surprise Sam with the backstreet boy tonight.

5👍 6👎

The Jamaican bobsled

Minimum of 4 participants, run beside the bed, jump onto it and fuck the partner in front of you.

Me and a few friends are going to do the Jamaican bobsled tonight, want to join?

Staple Remover

Pinch girls taint with one finger in ass and the other in puss, trying to pinch it together.

I gave her the staple remover last night.

5👍 1👎

The sleepless in seattle

Wake girl up from a sound sleep and bust in her eyes.

I gave Betty the sleepless in seattle last night, she cried.

1👍 1👎

Prickly Pear

Eating a girl out with your chin stubble instead of your tongue.

Marissa loves when I give her the prickly pear in November.

9👍 14👎