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The overnighter

Dress up as a UPS guy, sing a telegram, fuck her with your dick in a box.

I gave her the overnighter, she liked when I sang to her.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011


Puss Stomper

Place girl on the edge of bed, stomp pussy with timberland boot.

I always give my bitches the puss stomper when they are bad.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011


Prickly Pear

Eating a girl out with your chin stubble instead of your tongue.

Marissa loves when I give her the prickly pear in November.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

9πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


The shoe horn

Remove penis from vagina so that a "popping" noise occurs.

When I give her the shoe horn she goes nuts!

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Staple Remover

Pinch girls taint with one finger in ass and the other in puss, trying to pinch it together.

I gave her the staple remover last night.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


The sleepless in seattle

Wake girl up from a sound sleep and bust in her eyes.

I gave Betty the sleepless in seattle last night, she cried.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The bat signal

After successfully fucking hottie, flicker light switch 5 times letting Gotham city know you're the man.

After I fucked her I made sure everyone knew, so I gave them the bat signal.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž