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Scituate

Scituate is defined by three things,
weed, Sublime and ska.
Almost everyone in Scituate enjoys weed, Sublime and ska.

The most ghetto out of nearby towns, including Cohasset, Hingham, and Norwell, but that rank has been recently threatened by the removal of the alley, Mousey being sent to the hospital for alcohol poisoning, and the lack of good marijuana. But we all know Scituate will always hold it's place.

A lot of Scituate enjoys a plethora of drugs and drinks quite heavily.
Drinking has gone to the point of parent's giving their children alcohol.

This wonderful seaside town has a variety of fabulous musicians,
who never cease to keep coming up from Gates to the highschool after an Open Mic or two.

Most parents think that Scituate is such a small town,
they'll know if their kids are up to no good.
But no, not at all. You're idiots.

A well known hang out is the laundromat, Superwash. If it's raining, you're cold or bored shitless, you can almost always sit in this haven of pink tiles and views of anyone who walks by or parks in Cole Parkway.

There is a man that goes by the name of Mousey.
Mousey enjoys wearing sketchy brown coats, sunglasses, being homeless and chain smoking on curbs for hours. He also enjoys drinking to the point of being sent to the hospital one night during the carnival.

Every summer, the carnival is set up in the harbor, and this is usually the best time of the year. Getting high and going on a ride is one of the best times of your life, guaranteed, and a very followed tradition.

Everyone loves buffalo chicken calzone, and they get it at Cosmo's.

"Let's go smoke a bowl at Paratchi."
"Let's go smoke a bowl in the harbor."
"Let's go get drizzzzzzed."
"Mousey smoked weed with Van Morrison."
"Scituate actually gets it's ass kicked in ghettoness by Hull, but we pwn everyone else."

by fetuss; August 8, 2008

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