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When you have school or work tomorrow, and you feel sick, but you know damn well that it's not sick enough to not go
Mom: you have school tomorrow
Jeff: everything feels wrong
Mom: L bozo
Jeff: welp, guess I have semi-sickness
That crippling feeling, you finish pissing, but you feel some still inside, and no matter how hard you try It doesn't come out
Tom: why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I got piss delay, sorry
Someone who is genuinely smart, but always acts like he has less IQ points than his pet rock
Peter: oh yeah, well if f(x) = 2x2 + 4x - 5; then a = 2, b = 4, c = -5.
Jeff: shit you smart
Peter: wait are bees real
Jeff: are you actually braindead
Marcus: nah hes just semi-dumb
A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke
Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?
When a girls brother and boyfriends become friends, simply from being close with said girl.
John: yo u dating my sister
Marcus: yea
John: ok cool ig were Bro-friends
Marcus: dafuq does that mean