john kerry

a perfect example of a democrat. He has no ideas and always seems lost. He picked a rival for a running mate and now they think they are shoe-ins. What a joke. GO RALPH

-let's solve this the simple democratic way kids: flip a coin
"republicans have bad ideas, democrats have no ideas"
"republican says 'hey, I've got a really shitty idea.' democrat says 'hey, I bet I can make it shittier'" Lewis Black, Black on Broadway (not exact quoting)
Kerry and Bush are perfect examples of the need for a new party to rise to power.

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schnuff

a combination of snuff and stuff.
Synonymous with stuff.

1. why you got be smokin' on your schnuffity schuff?
2. schnuff times schnuff to the fourth power equals schnuffity schnuff.
3. I got better schnuff to do.

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dy/dx z^omg = f (sub) j00 * dpwn/dx

reads dy dx of z to the omg equals f sub j00 times d pwn dx.

The new derivative formula. Bish.

please take dy/dx of 563210983x^32 * ln(sin(32x*y*z) * tan^-1(q)

The answer is 42. Bish.
I cite dy/dx z^omg = f (sub) j00 * dpwn/dx

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fucktard

fucking retard
popularized by the boys at redvsblue.com

you shot church you team killing fucktard! (Tucker yelling at Caboose)
you cockbiting fucktards! (Tex yelling at reds after they damaged her speech unit)

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