Danville

A town in the Bay Area 40 mins east of San Francisco. It is a town full of racist rich white people that have no personality. Everybody is judgmental and fake to eachother. Nobody’s wealth in this community was built from scratch by themselves, millions of dollars are passed down by family. These people go to college, drop out or maybe even graduate, and come back to this town to live the rest of their lives as they have more kids. And most of the teenagers here are obnoxious, there’s 2 types of those kids:

1. The country kid with an under 2.0 GPA that acts hard and drives a brand new F-150 that his dad bought him

2. The white kid who wants to be hood, says the N word, forces his voice and how he talks, and talks about how he “came from the trenches” even though he lives in a gated community

“Does the KKK still exist in America?”

“Yes, in the town of Danville they stay undercover”

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James thiccc

A fat kid who will roll like bowser in his shell and slide into your fucking DMs

James thiccc is thiccc

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Tsar Bomba

The Thicccccest bomb in the world, it can fuck you in the asshole if you’re anywhere in it’s range.

“OH SHIT ITS THE TSAR BOMBA!” , “BETTER RUN BEFORE MY BLEEG GETS BLOWN OFF.”

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Corey Palmer

A pale twinkie that eats a bunch of shit and has a chode and is fat as fuck.

Corey Palmer can cause a tsunami, by just diving in the pool! Fun Fact: My wife left me and I have a noose around my neck.

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Charlie Playford

A form of species that can wipe out the population with it's power to release an atomic gas 3x more powerful than Nitrogen (N2)

Charlie Playford is scary

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donkey cock swing

when your penis is loose and you are cumming, you swing it into the girl's face

donkey cock swing is yummy

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Buttockus Fuckus

Latin term for "Butt Fuck"

Buttockus Fuckus to the person

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