Rusty Venture

A highly-disputed act of an erotic nature, with interpretations ranging from scatological acts to wildly inventive uses of peripheries (such as a snorkel). The most reasonable definition, based largely upon the nature of the man for whom it was named, is that it is not an act but a condition, namely chaffing, brought about by too much unlubricated masturbation.

Young Jack's unquenchable libido earned him a Rusty Venture mere days after he ran out of lotion.

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