fist mist

male ejaculate produced from masturbation.

Sweetheart, I'm so sorry I got fist mist on your slippers! I didn't realize you kept them so close to the bed.

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jacksterpiece

1.) a concentrated collage of personal effects found to be sexually stimulating to the viewer; intended to be viewed during masturbation.

2.) a tool primarily used for bringing oneself to orgasm; a fake vagina

1.) "I was able to fit pictures of a nude midget, my half-naked ex-girlfriend, and 4 black guys pounding one white girl in this sweet jacksterpiece last night. My wrist STILL hurts!"

2.) "Alright, well, I'm gonna stop off at the sex toy shop and pick up a jacksterpiece on my way home. I totally ripped my last one."

fist trist

the act of male masturbation

Every time I see her on the street I have to go right home and have a fist trist. Lotion optional.