Rule 5314

If you are arguing and misunderstand something you are instantly a moron and a gay bitch

person 1: Oh fuck I misunderstood something
person 2: Rule 5314 moron

7:11 am

When this time comes onto you in your time zone, You must scream SEVEN ELEVEN BITCH or you will be a idiot moron.

Person 1: its 7:11 am
Person 2: ok.....
Person 1: SEVEN ELEVEN BITCH

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Rule 7443

If you misunderstand something you are instantly an idiot moron bitch

Person 1: fuck i misunderstood something
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron

Rule -1

The unheard rule before rule 0 This rule says that if rule 7443 is broken, you can invoke the power of "I dont give a fuck" to defend yourself, can only be used if "Your mother" has been used by the other person 4 times or more. Once used you instantly win unless they invoke a different power that can revoke this before this rule has been used.

Person 1: fuck i misunderstood that
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron
Person 1: I invoke the power of I dont give a fuck, Rule -1 for more info, Moron