The Hoff

1. Popular nickname for David Hasslehoff, the god like entity who surfs the net righting wrongs & solving world hunger.
2. A man like no other.
3. The individual commonly parodied in chain emails.

Timmy: "The Hoff" saved the whales from deforestation today.

Sally: I love "The Hoff". He saved my kitten from british underground bombers

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Pub pocket

The loose change that accumulates in your wallet during a night out on the town because its easier to pay with notes, rather than count out coins.

my pants are falling down from all the pub pocket.

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