Document Zero

Is said of a document, located somewhere in your corporate network drive, that has an either outdated or erroneous header, footer, meta tag, etc. Even after a thorough cleanup by system admins, an employee is bound to discover a document zero, use it as a template and spread the error around.

Greg: "Sir, this is the most recent expenditures slide deck we have."
Reginald: "Greg, why is our old company logo still on this presentation???"
Greg: "Ughh... Someone must have used an old template, again... I thought we got rid of all the old logo stuff! There must still be a document zero somewhere..."

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exerciseism

Aspect of a training exercise that usually trumps real world constraints. Word is use to replace phrases like "for exercise purposes".

"I know it's sunny and warm outside, but as an exerciseism, it's now freezing cold and dark."

Descreen

To remove oneself from the view of a (television, computer, tablet) screen, in hopes of reducing eyestrain, headaches, etc.

My eyes are so tired from working on this presentation, I had to descreen myself for a few hours.

Spousacide

Act of killing one's spouse. (or Ex-spouse)

Tom was arrested for allegedly killing his wife. His trial ended today, he was found not guilty of spousacide.

AIshop

Verb. The act of using an AI-enabled video editing software application to manipulate a video. Natural evolution of "Photoshopping".

Was that really Will eating spaghetti, or was it AIshopped?