crying lawyer

crying lawyer is a snargle bush who is in need of a shower. not just a quick rinse, but a deep clean. its body odor can be smelt all the way from China and anyone within 50 centimeters will most likely pass out from its armpit stink. the nasal passages are filled with treasures and when you sit next to it in English, you tend to go crazy listening to the constant sniffles. when it talks, it sounds so congested and nasaly that you'll probably want to rip your ears out. its big, brown moles are filled with black, greasy hairs and don't get me started on the umbrella bird hairstyle its got going on. the snargle bush lives on a farm and it really shows through its personal hygiene. don't be alarmed if the snargle bush asks you trivia questions. mostly likely you can just ignore it and it'll go away. to live a snargle bush free life, simply buy your own can of snargle bush repellent today. call 1-800-snarglebushfree or forever live your life drowning in its BO.

"That crying lawyer wears the same swim sweatshirt everyday and never gets washed"