Drongo

Anyone who does three or more of the following:

-Wears a full length leather trench coat.

-Sports long greasy hair with a middle parting.

-Extends the straps on their backpack to maximum length.

-Covers their face with outrageous piercings whilst still having to wear prescription spectacles.

-Listens to thrash metal.

-Has plenty of time to lace up a pair of knee-high goth boots, but not enough to spray themselves with deodorant.

"I hope my kid never grows up to be like that drongo. What a waste of life."

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