Thighscraper

A derogatory term referring to the size of an obese person's thighs, the close proximity of which causes them to scrape together as they walk.

Bro 1: Hey bro did you see that disgusting thighscraper down the street? Christ, it's depressing to know such an obese person exists. Can't they just stop eating? I mean, like, fuck.

Bro 2: I know bro those thighs were scraping together like nobody's business. Merely existing must cause a serious rash to those thighs bro.

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Break-Up Duty

When you are given the task of hanging out with a friend right after a break-up to get their mind off of things.

Yeah, Leroy broke up with his bitch yesterday, so me and Roscoe are on break-up duty.

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