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The masses that live in Farnworth, a place where loosers go to die, like an elephants graveyard.
Some families in Farnworth think they are the mafia, when really they are more like the Waltons....soft, eco-friendly (cos they never wash) and hillbillies.
Most of these families own pubs, and are BIG time hayseeds.
Farnworthians are the lowest of the low, and would sell their own grannies, for the price of a pint. (or a half pint) depending on how desperate they are for a bevvy!!
Farnworthians use phrases like..."shall we try one" "lets have a latch lifter" and "are we having a couple" when they are desperado's for a alcoholic drink.
Drink/cigs/drugs all come before kids in this hell-hole of a town.
Even the pitt-bull terriers go round in two"s for health and safety reasons.
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A derivation of the word Farnworth, a little cess-pit town in between Salford and Bolton.
Farny is to dignity, class and refinement, as Julian Clary is to cage fighting.
People famous from farny are, Alan Ball, Frank Finlay, and Hilda Baker.
Farny women wear mini skirts, white stilletoes and boob tubes, well into their sixties, a case of mutton dressed as mutton.
The men are all gangster wannabee's who are pisshead loosers, who beat women as a hobby.
Farny men are soft arse, scruffy, big toothed, bald headed,drunken shithouses, who feign disability, for beer money.
They all drive without tax and insurance, and have o.a.p.'s bungalows in their early forties, because they have drink related health problems.
Looooosers!!
Farny park, Farny precinct, Farny jobcentre, everything in Farnworth, is "farny" to the locals.
As in..."ey up chuck, when we"ve been "t" jobcenntre fot get ower dole munny, shall we tek sum cider int farny park".
As you can tell, farny locals have a hillybilly accent, indigenous only to them.
Farnworth is the bowels of hell.
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Farnworth is a backward little ex-mill town, near Bolton.
It's residents think they are all mafioso type families, when really, they are village idiot loosers.
Farnworth has the skankiest women in the u.k.
Any Farnworth women, whose tatto's are spelt correctly, is a bit of class.
Farnworth people have a dumb backward accent, like,...Ey up chuck, are thee aw-reet.
They are so retarded, they make the hill-billies on duelling banjo's look like college proffessors.
Farnworth is a cess-pit, big time.
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Sickbean means that something is really good.
Sickbean is an expression of praise for something you really admire or like.
Saying to someone.."your trainers are sickbean" means you admire the persons footwear and you would like a pair yourself.