social justice warrior

A social justice warrior (or SJW) is a juvenile coming of age who suddenly discovers there’s injustice in the world and demands to know, right now: “OMG!!! Who let this happen?!!!”

A social justice warrior is a privileged college kid who will leave behind all that injustice on first payday in the financial industry.

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neo-conservative

"A liberal who has been mugged by reality." (Irving Kristol)

The difference between a neo-conservative and a bleeding-heart liberal is: the former gets mugged and actually does something to prevent it from happening again, while the latter is so afraid of being accused of "profiling" that he becomes the victim he thinks his predators are.

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black racism

Blaming your problems on whitey.

Black racism is calling the kettle white.

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high maintenance

Means you're a self-centered cunt (applies to males or females) who should not be tolerated.

YOU: "I have to warn you I'm high maintenance."
ME: "You mean you're a self-centered cunt?"

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