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Laughing and Screaming at the same time. The sound produced when a person tries to laugh while screaming or scream while laughing.
She saw her husband slip on a banana peel and scraughed.
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A guy finds a broken lighter and electrocutes people.
Friend: C'mon, don't be a Megeeth
To weatherwax someone is to influence someone in a manner Granny Weatherwax would influence someone. Granny Weatherwax is a character on the Discworld created by Terry Pratchett. She is a witch, but on Discworld witches are the people who win the day and kick ass!
That guy just weatherwaxed me yesterday in the middle of the conversation.
Stop arguing before I weatherwax you!
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A fear of getting one's hair cut by a barber. This fear usually arises after watching Sweeney Todd:the demon barber of fleet street. Most of the people affected by this phobia are seen with either long hair or badly cut hair.
adj. Toddphobic
Sam is such a wierdo, he doesn't cut his hair. I think he's suffering from Toddphobia.
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Resembling, acting like or saying something said by the famous Lord Havelock Vetinari, Patrician of Ankh-Morpork on the Discworld, created by the best ever author Terry Pratchett.
Look at that guy, tall and scary...looks really Vetinarious!!
The way you raise your eyebrows....it looks very Vetinarious
Your stride is Vetinarious
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The term used by Jon Stewart of Daily Show to describe Rod Blagojevich. It's familiarity to the Oscar Nomination for best film "Slumdog Millionaire" is just random.
Man 1: Hey did you watch Slumdog Millionaire?
Man 2: You mean last week's Daily Show? How could I miss that, to see that Blagojevich get screwed...it was awesome
Man 1: What? Blagojevich? What are you talking about?
Man 2: Scumdog Million-Hairs!
Man 1: Oh that...well I was talking about Slumdog Millionaire, quite a confusion there eh?
Man 2: Slumdog Millionaire? What's that? Never heard of it...
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A disease condition where the diseased keeps saying something but no one listens to what is being said. Jeremy was the first person to be diagnosed with this syndrome and hence the name Jeremy Syndrome.
Friend 1: Hey I watched this movie yesterday...
Friend 2: Shall we go to pizza hut?
Friend 1: it's about this cool dude who is a rockstar...
Friend 3: Yeah..let's go..
Friend 1: ..There's this gal in the movie who's really really hot..
Friend 2: Hey Jake how much have you got on you?
Friend 3: I can spare 100 bucks..
Friend 1: It has this really cool ending where the rockstar is actually not a rockstar and the girl is a boy. It's the best twist I've seen in a movie...
Friend 2: Hey Jeremy, how much can you spare?
Friend 1 (a.k.a Jeremy): It's a really cool movie, you guys should watch it...
Friend 2: What movie?
Friend 1: The movie I have been telling you about!
Friend 3: You were? Sorry I wasn't listening..
Friend 2: Me neither...you've got Jeremy Syndrome man...go see a doctor...now how much can you spare?
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