bi 5

when you hi 5 a bi-sexual.

often used to imply the person you are hi 5ing is a closet bisexual.

hey sam nice bi five!

"Hey Joseph, did you just hi five Jake?"
"No way man, that was a definite bi 5!"
"Wait, so he's a ---"
"Yep, biggest bi on the block!"

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skitzo

someone with skitzophrenia, but you can't be fucked to say the whole word coz its too long and complicated, and you are afraid of saying it wrong and thus looking like a class A doofus.

'Why is Lana's mom eating the cushions while she intermittently throws her own faeces at us?'
'She's a skitzo bitch.'

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exam cramwich

exam cramwich or just plain cramwich; it refers to the painful forced ingestion of dry and tasteless facts immediately prior to an exam.

one sunday evening on msn....

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
omg, i totally nailed this uber-hot chick todayz, it was fully hektick,no kidzing!!!!

i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
sorry, brb, exam cramwich

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
god, i am so fucking sick of your stupid new abbreviations for every fucking situation

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
wtf does 'cramwich' even mean?

i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
it means im 'cramming' for the chem finals on tuesday, a-duh

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
maybe if you spent less time making up stupid crap and more time studying you wouldn't have to cram 2 days b4 the exam

i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
maybe your face?

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facebook masturbation

one engages in the act of 'facebook masturbation' when one decides to 'like' their own status.

'Dude, maybe if I like my own status, I'll start a trend and people will start responding and liking it and I'll finally be POPULAR!'

Michael is partying down lol haha!
Michael likes this status.

Classic facebook masturbation.

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attention blocking

when somebody blocks you, then unblocks you, and then blocks you, and so on very rapidly so that the right side of your screen fills up with 'Scabby is Online' 'Scabby is Offline' 'Scabby is Online' etc.

often used by attention-seeking losers who want to make it very apparent that you know that they don't want to talk to them. of course, they are such idiots that they don't realise that this undermines the entire basis and point of blocking somebody.

'Oh, Chwist on a Cwucifix, he's attention blocking me again'
'How can you tell'

'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'
'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'
'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'

'Thats how.'

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christian baiting

when one subtly makes casual remarks about god/christianity/jesus that causes christian friends to overreact and defend their beliefs to the amusement of oneself.

*Christian Baiting in Practice'
'Well of course God is clearly a homophobe.'
'What... no he isn't'
'Well doesn't he say in Leviticus 18:22 "Do not practice homosexuality; it is a detestable sin."'
'Um, he hates homosexuality, not homosexuals as people!'
'What do you think defines them as homosexuals? Their sexuality, of course. So God is a homophobe.'
'Well you're going to hell so HA!'
'Touche... touche...'

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potplant

potplant; also known as the cannabis plant. the phrase 'potplant' derives from the fact that parts of the plant are used to make 'pot', and the plant refers to the fact it is a plant.

'Nanna, would you like me to water this --- what is it?'
'Next to the petunias? Its just an ordinary potplant, dear.'
'A potplant? A POTPLANT?!!!!!!!!!!!! REACH FOR THE SKY, MOTHERFUCKER!'

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