fartian

Noun. The language of flatulence.

If someone shyly breaks wind in your presence, ease their discomfort by saying, "It's okay. I speak fartian."

pacifist aggressivist

Definition: noun--A person who identifies as a pacifist but who deals with bullying or direct attacks in a non-physical albeit passive aggressive way

{Pacifist Aggressivist }Definition: noun--A person who identifies as a pacifist but who deals with bullying or direct attacks in a non-physical albeit passive aggressive way
When Sasha approached John and called him a weirdo, John held up his hand and said. "Wait a minute, Sasha" and clasped his hands, eyes heavenward and said, "Dear God, please help me have the patience to deal with Sasha in a way that would make you proud. Please let me not stoop to her level and call her things like "feeble-minded a-hole" and "atrocious dresser. Amen". John closed his eyes for a moment and then refocused on Sasha, "Yes, Sasha. You were saying?"

momopolize

verb: a manuever by a matriarch for whom all conversational roads lead back to her spawn.

Don't ask her about her kids. She'll just momopolize the conversation.

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