fingerdazzle

roadhead for girls

fingerdazzler - a person(or persons) who fingers a girl while being driven in a car

fingerdazzled - getting fingered while driving

I was driving my boyfriend to work and he surpised me with fingerdazzle the whole way to his job

or...

On the way up north with my husband he fingerdazzled me all the way to the county line.

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illiterature

Any literature that is bad.

illiteraturist is a person who has bad taste in literature; or is suffering from liking bad literature

illiteraturism is liking bad literature

The book he was reading was a work of illiterature.

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