rantriot

noun : one of those altruistic drunk Jersey Shore jerkoff know-it-alls, who seems fine until they start shouting in limericks about the state of world from the top of their bar stools and won't let you get a word in edge-wise, i.e. someone drunk who becomes too passionate about an opinion and would die on their sword as if it were fact -- while not listening to the rational words of others trying to talk the person down from the top of the bar. A wordplay on 'patriot.'

adverb : to like like a rantriot.*

"Dude, Lori went totally rantriot last night... You should have seen her literally stomping up and down arguing about how the free market isn't free. I totally thought she was going to declare war on the bar for having an open pool table on ladies night."

come get your lunch

A versatile expression that applies to several different situations that can be only described as getting fucked up, fucked over, and/or over fucked. Also applies in a past tense as 'getting one's lunch.'

Hey, if you don't like... Come get your lunch, Ernie.

My boss is an asshole and, man, he gave me my lunch.

I'm going to bed, so you better come get your lunch.

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