newshound

Someone who spends most of his/her time compulsively reading the latest news.

Brent spends hours online, hitting the refresh button on the news blogs, because he's a newshound.

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Hairy Bagel

The area around a guy's navel. When both hands are used to scoop the flabby hairy gut flesh together in a circle, the navel and skin around it become the hairy bagel.

"I'll bet that fat dude could make a wicked hairy bagel."

"I don't have enough beer gut or stomach hair to make a hairy bagel"

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