Holloween

The adult variation of Halloween celebrated on or around October 31st. Women use this holiday as an excuse to dress like hookers, sluts, hobags, and skanks and still keep their self-esteem. Popular costumes tend to have the words "naughty" or "sexy" in front of them, such as a "naughty nurse" or a "sexy police officer". Breasts and buttocks are the dish du jour on Holloween, as they are typically put on a platter for the entire world to see.

Girl: What are you wearing to the Holloween Party?
Her Friend: I am going as a Sexy French Maid.

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