Sofia

A Sofia can be an incredibly disagreeable and overall stubborn human being. If you run into one, looking them in the eye is a death wish. Brown abnormally large eyes and stubby nose, along with the gold chain sweaters and the dramatic meltdowns will make you wish you never met her. Pros; she'll lend you some hip clothing, if she doesn't give you a bloody nose first. She's a kissup and can somewhat easily persuade people to turn against you, with the exception that you're an angel, even if you're innocent. (Trust me, I know)

Then again, some Sofias go the other way and are kind and hot. Just not most. :)

Dave: "I just ran into a Sofia the other day, she had a meltdown over me tearing her $1000 dollar sweater."
Bob: "It's summer."
Dave: "I know, she wasn't even wearing a sweater!"
Bob: "Then how'd you rip it?"
Dave: "I didn't, as far as I know."

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