Grumpy Snail

When one partner lays reluctantly on his/her stomach and is then penetrated in the anus by their partner. Said partner has their back haunched for maximum insertion-giving the appearance of the shell.

"Tina owed me a favor so she let me give her a grumpy snail before we left for the party."

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Operation Brown-Out

To covertly publicise the phone number of an enemy in order to bombard their cell phone with images of feces.

Douchbag wrongs subject-A.

Subject-A initiates Operation Brown-Out

Subject-A distributes Douchbag's cell number to anyone/everyone who is a stranger to douchbag (so as to ensure anonymity).

Douchbag's phone is bombarded with countless pictures of feces from many numbers that he is unfamiliar with. (Reminder that he/she is a piece of shit)

Final goal- Irritation and degredation of Douchbag, and in best case scenario-that the frequency of messages is so overwhelming that Douchbag has to get a new number over time.