BigMacIstan

Slang for the Neo-Confederate States of Trump, formerly known as the United States of America prior to the QAnon-inspired insurrection of the 2021 United States Capitol attack on January 6, 2021.

"I'm feet dry back in the states from my latest deployment."
"Welcome back to BigMacIstan!"

dumpster hole

The inevitable result of the colloquial dumpster fire in which the physical or metaphorical steel floor has completed melted and deposited the contained pile of shit on the underlayment. See also SNAFU, Trumpster, and Upwork.

President Trump's re-election campaign has fallen into dumpster hole.
Upwork.com's management has turned the platform into a dumpster hole.

Pandemantine

Origin: A portmanteau of the adjective pandemic and the noun quarantine.

Definition: A state or period of isolation in which normally innocent, happy individuals are indefinitely confined and isolated due to a global health crisis, environmental disaster, and / or political unrest.

Symptoms include a heightened level of anxiety or depression; the propensity to overindulge in the excessive consumption of alcohol, recreational and / or prescription drugs; as well as the use of the internet to engage in the inappropriate pursuit of exotically beautiful women who are geographically remote, emotionally volatile, and otherwise generally incapable of following instructions. See also Isabelle, 2020 Coronavirus.

I developed a schoolboy crush on Isabelle during the pandemantine of 2020 because she kept pestering me with innuendo when there was no one else to sustain my sanity.