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that's the way the cookie crumbles

Euphemism for "life sucks."

Oh, I'm sorry your girlfriend broke up with you; I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by fireworks_are_blue August 20, 2004

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guys' night out

Two words - strip club.

The mere fact that a guys' night out even exists proves the dismalness of today's disgraceful society, in which people only care about sex.

by fireworks_are_blue August 21, 2004

17👍 18👎


dots

Freckles or blemishes on the skin, a teenage female's worst nightmare.

Mommy, when I put on this skin care product, will it make my dots go away so that I can have perfect skin like those supermodels in my brother's magazine?

by fireworks_are_blue August 20, 2004

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