wondering what to wear

When someone is just sitting there doing absolutely nothing, or next to nothing (e.g., doing something so useless they might as well be doing nothing). Just thinkin', wondering what to wear.

*playing Left 4 Dead with a couple of friends and a bot, when suddenly I'm downed*
Bot: *standing over me, doing nothing, and definitely not reviving me*
Me: "Bot, please—what the hell is it doing, man?"
Friend: "He's wondering what to wear."

spare parts

Used as an insult. If you say someone is ‘spare parts’ then you’re calling them useless, or they’re so poor at what they are doing that they might as well be doing nothing.

In a co-op video game, if there’s someone in your party that ends up doing jack shit for the team, then you’d say they are “spare parts.”

Player 1: Dude, player 3 got no absolutely no kills the entire round.
Player 2: I know, right? He just sat on his ass the whole game!
Player 1: Yup—he’s spare parts.

I just wanna grill

1. A phrase used by people who would rather not be brought into political arguments or discussions.

2. May also be used in a general sense, though less commonly. Used when a bunch of bullshit is happening around you, but all you want to do is grill.

1. "Man, I don't give a shit—Trump, Biden, blah blah blah...I just wanna grill."
2. "I'm stressed as fuck. Gotta find a new job, call the bank, figure out my housing for next year, when all I want to do is grill."

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