Muff bag

A girl with a muff that shares resemblance to a bag

Person 1- I'll tell you what mate, last night i ragged that girls

brains out! I really stetched her wide!

Person 2- NICE! Just like a kfc bucket!

Person1- No, like a muff bag!

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Fingerbash

When one uses one's fingers to bash a pie, tart , jelly , vagina, or any other squishy slimey object.

Girl- ' oi jim ! What the hell are you doing to my flan!'
Jim- ' oh . . i'm just fingerbashing it?'
Girl- ' why?'
Jim- 'It feels good . . . do you want to fingerbash you? '
Girl- ' Sure'

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tomgill.

A ginger child, usally on the wide side, with a high pitched voice.

' Wow look at that ginger , slightly rounded high pitched child'

' oh yeah, what a tomgill.'

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Chesticals

Parts of a woman's anatomy on her chest that resemble a man's testicals

A girl walks into a bar . . .

Man 1 - 'Wow check out the rack on that!'

Man 2- 'Mate, look at them, they are all saggy and wrinkly!'

Man 1 - 'eww eww eww EWW! She has a pair of chesticals!'

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