Gulf

The phonetic alphabet designator for a married man's Girlfirend. This term can be utilized in the company of his wife, kids, parents, any relative, without revealing what he is truly talking about. However, great care should be taken when discussing Gulf around kids or friends who enjoy Golf, as they will not understand, and undoubtedly rat you out at a later time.

Rusty: So, what are you doing tonight?
Marlin: Going out to dinner.
Rusty: Taking the wife out huh?
Marlin: Fuck her, I'm taking the Gulf!

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