Santa

Fat ass who thinks flying around and breaking into people’s houses to give them presents is ok. He wears a red suit that’s size XXXXXXXXXXXXXL and has elves and reindeers as his slaves to take him places so he doesn’t have to walk. He makes them work all year round which is worst than how hitler treated the Jews(minus the killing part).He eats milk and cookies 24/7 and still manages to squeeze himself into the tiny ass sleigh.

Damn look at that whale, oh never mind that is Santa.

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