Filthy Francis

"The Classiest Way to Kill Yourself" The Filthy Francis is a cocktail served in a martini class. It's made up of an ounce of bleach, a shot of battery acid, A razorblade garnish, and crushed glass sprinkled on the edge. Shaken not Stirred.

Person 1- "Hey did you finish that giant packet Mrs. Smith assigned?"
Person 2- "Ya she's the worst, I wish she would just drink a filthy francis!"
Person 1- "That'd make all our lives easier."

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