Dry William

Related to a Wet Willy, the Dry William is when a dry finger is inserted into the ear canal of another unsuspecting individual.

I just gave Joe a Dry William and now he's super uncomfortable.

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Sticky Bill

The evil cousin of the Wet Willy and Dry William. A Sticky Bill is when an unsuspecting person has a finger coated in the sticky substance of your choosing inserted into their ear.

So Joe just gave Zach a Sticky Bill and I don't think Zach is ever going to talk to him again. This could be a #metoo moment.