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hallmark movies

The best fucking movies ever. Everybody hates them, but around the holidays, they're like cocaine. They all have the same goddamn plot, but it never gets old. Friends will tell you that these movies suck, but they are fucking wrong. Hallmark Christmas movies are my babies, my fucking cinnamon apples.

OMG THE HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIE COUNTDOWN STARTED! GET THE HOT CHOCOLATE BITCH! I FUCKING LOVE HALLMARK MOVIES!

by fizzman457 November 1, 2015

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Star Wars 7

The biggest fucking movie of the year. Neckbeards, and basically everyone else, are hyped for this movie. It's going to be pretty damn amazing. JJ Abrams is a fucking god. It froze Fandango, and people got pissed. But it's gonna make alot of moolah. Although there are people who try to act like they're excited, but really they're big pussies.

YO DUDE! YOU GOT THE STAR WARS 7 TICKETS?!

-HELL YEAH BITCH! LET'S GO!

by fizzman457 November 1, 2015