Sara

1. one whose first name is spelled the cooler, correct way without the unwanted
'h' that isn't even pronounced
2. one whose voice can reach such high decibels that ears start to bleed and
birds suicidally fall out of trees
3. one who is so short that people step on her without even saying 'excuse me'
or 'pardon me'

Sara got hit by a bus the other day, and the peasants rejoiced.

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