CHUCK NORRIS

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.


Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost



Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.



Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.


When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.


When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.


Chuck Norris invented the apple.


Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.



P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.

chuck norris

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