jock

A Jock is someone who is a male and fits at least three of the following:
1. Hits on slutty girls.
2. Drives a ricer.
3. Has a GPA of under 2.
4. Expects to be a professional athlete.
5. Enjoys group showers with male athletes.
6. Spends most of their time on the internet.
7. Ends up on the street asking for change.
8. Insults anyone inferior to him in popularity.

A: After careful observations, I have determined that Nick is in fact a shit-faced jock.

B: Yeah, I was just going to say the same thing about Andy.

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