wtf

1. what the fuck, or fuzz
used in disbelief or surprise


2. will they fuck
used when a couple goes out and the friends left behind are talking about them.

1.
Man"Hey john i got you a dildo!"
John"wtf!"


2.
Josh and Kate walk away and
Jack says"wtf?"
Mike replies"maybe, josh has a condom"

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Master Chief

The most amazing fuckin' war hero EVER. He completely pwned a whole alien race on a ring planet and can run fast. He also wears some pretty fuckin sexxxy armor. He is the equal to 1337, Pwned, Owned, and anything else in that category.

Geek 1:"Yo (insert name here) Master Chief completely pwnz.
Geek 2(the one who somehow SPEAKS in 1337):"i kn0, h3 i5 p2377y 4w350m3."

2 guys fighting over first player in Halo 3.
Dude 1:"I wanna pwn as Master Chief."
Dude 2:"well im sure as shit not bein arby, he's a gay alien. Im bein master chief"
Dude 1:(while pucnching dude 2 in the face)"fuck u im bein Master Chief. And y shud u be, u didnt even capitalize his name in your quote."

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