eboy

An eboy is a internet troll on the subject of b-boying usually on youtube or on bboy forums. Common signs that one is a eboy are of the following

-Getting overly and angrily involved in the whole 'style' vs. 'power' subject.

-Watching a battle on youtube that happened years ago and argue with other eboys on who 'should' have won.

-Constantly trying to prove their "realness" by saying style will always beat power when they think style is just basic toprock and sixstep, and have no idea what having real style actually means.

-They think good 'style' is just hitting the beat once in a battle with a pose/freeze.

-Talk crap about powermovers like cico, punisher, etc. again to try prove their 'realness' while these bboys are actually doing something in the scene and bigger than they ever will be.

-Have no respect for bboys that actually have a fresh and unique style

-Oh and finally, the overuse of the word eboy

-Example 1

eboy : "NO STYLE ALWAYS BEATS POWERRzz!! you gOtz TO KNOW YOUr HIZTORY!!"

eboy 2: "NOO POWER MADE BREAKING BIG AND IT LOOKZ COOL"

bboy: shut up and go practice style, power, whatever.

-Example 2

eboy: "LiKE OmgZ!!! Taisuke SHOULD HAVE WON!!!"

eboy2: " Noo!!! HE CRASHED AT 2:34 AND HES SOO COKY!!11 "

bboy: this battle happened 3 years ago. go practice.

-example 3

eboy: "LOOK HE DId siX STEP!!! style always wins!!"

bboy: "its not style until you put your individuality into it, go practice.

-example 4

eboy: "LOoOk, Kill hit da beat at 4:32!!! he hit the beat thats good style"

bboy: *facepalm*

-example 5

eboy: "OMG CICO NOT A BBOY HE GYMNAST NO STYLE!!!"

bboy: "is that why he can smoke you in a battle eboy?"

example 6

eboy: "OMgzzz Bboy Ronnie SUXKZ!!!

bboy: "then why don't you call him out and say it to his face? oh ya you won't cuz your an eboy"

-example 7

eboy: "omgzz YOUR SUCH A EBOY!!!!"

eboy2: " NOoo YOu Da EboY!!!!!

bboy: *at a jam winning battles*

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