Shart

When you think you're going to make a quiet little fart, but a HUGE 10 TON PIECE OF SHIT comes out instead

Dad: jerry if you shart again I'm giving you up for adoption
Jerry: no
Dad: yes
Jerry: *sharts*
Dad: *gives jerry up for adoption*
Jerry: *sad shart*

shart

When you think you're about to let out a small quiet fart but a HUGE 50 POUND SHIT comes out instead

dad: jerry if you fart again I'm going to give you up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sharts*
dad: gives up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sad shart*

hi

a greeting

person 1: hi
person 2: hi
person 1: can you let me out of your basement
person 2: no

get out

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

person 1: I'm in your house
person 2: please get out
person 1: no